Her Many Charms
Arden is a beautiful and lush forest. In fact, it is the beautiful and
lush forest of which all other beautiful and lush forests are but shadows.
Deer play in the streams of Arden, carefree and confident that they won't
be killed by thoughtless poachers, while wild hounds that can rip the head
off of a bull romp and play in the meadows.
Vacationing in Genesh or maybe Memphis is exciting and exotic, but it
can be very costly. The average family of four will have to sell off one
of its children into slavery just to finance the trip. And that's not including
food and lodging! Meanwhile, you can get to Arden on your own two feet.
Here is just a short list of the exciting things Arden has to offer the
As a special promotion, we took seven families into Arden and outfitted
them with the finest of tents and camping equipment. Here's what they said
about the experience:
Idyllic settings for peaceful picnicking
Packs of wild wolves
Cute bunnies and skunks
Friendly Rangers who will probably not kill your family as long as you
stay within sight of the path
Poison oak, poison sumac, and poison ivy to teach your kids the joys of
Beautiful and shiny ravens who have eaten the eyes of some of Amber's most
famous citizens of yore
Over 547 varieties of man-eating vegetation--many that look just like the
harmless plants you have at home
Very few murderous, mythical beasts such as chimerae and manticores--hardly
any at all!
Out of the seven families, five survived the trip. You've gotta like those
"It was a bonding experience for my family. I've never felt closer to my
son--the one that survived, that is. We just cried and hugged like never
before at his mother's funeral."
"My mommy and daddy are dead now. My sister says they are in heaven, but
I don't even know if Amberites believe in heaven."
"You just haven't lived until you've been forced to slow down a charging
manticore by throwing your own children at it. Next year I plan to go to
Memphis. I hear they can regrow your limbs for you there."